Next the Genie asked the man for his second wish. After a moment of reflection, the man said he would like $1 million in his bank account. Poof. Suddenly a bankbook, in the man’s name, with a balance of $1 million, appeared in his hand.

The Genie then informed the man that his ex-wife would now be given $10 million, as stipulated in the rules. The man grunted his acknowledgment, and muttered that he didn’t care.

Finally the Genie asked the man for his third and final wish. The man thought for a minute and then asked the Genie to clarify the rules once again for him. He asked the Genie if it was true “that anything I wish for, no matter what, my ex-wife will definitely be given the same ten fold”, to which the Genie confirmed a definite “Yes”.

Then with a devilish smile the man said to the Genie, “I want you to give me a teensy, weenie heart attack”.